Ghost: Well you better keep a close eye on her....
Elvira: I know, I know, I know, I gotta! (both of us laugh)
Ghost: How about a third movie will you be making this sometime soon?
Elvira: Well right up to Halloween I am going to be pitching a couple other movies one that I already sold to a
movie company that went out of business.....
Ghost: Was that the baby Elvira?
Elvira: Well, baby Elvira, it did have something to do with Elvira starting out as a child and growing up to
become an entrepreneur running Elvira Inc. Um, but it was called uh, what the hell was it called? Well, I have
one script I sold called Elvira Vs. The Lesbian Vampires.....
Ghost: Oooooh
Elvira: Yeah so I may be able to resurrect that one um, and then I’m also working on this animated feature.
Um, just in the process of getting it together and then getting in the process of selling it. These could be long
term things but I’m busy working away on them so there’ll be another one coming down the pipe sooner or
later before I’m too damn old to do it.
Ghost: Wooooo sounds like a blast.
Elvira: Yeah, I hope so.
Ghost: I have one more question, Does a chicken have a pecker?
Elvira: (laughs) You know that is one of the very deep questions of all eternity like why do they have windows on
a hearse? You know one of those things you’re gonna have to let your readers sit back and ponder.
Ghost: I can’t wait to watch “The Search for the Next Elvira” I’m so excited.
Elvira: Thank you OMG I watched it and I couldn’t believe it myself. I think you’ll have a really good time
watching it. It is pretty damn funny.
Ghost: Thank you so much for your time, Oh and when you’re ready to be my fag hag you can sleep on my
couch so we can get better acquainted!
Elvira: Wow that’s quite the offer (laughs)
Ghost: We’ll have a slumber party at midnight
Elvira: (laughs) sounds good
Ghost: Maybe that should be the next “Search for Elvira's fag” next year.
Elvira: Yeah oh search for the next Elvira fag hag thing, hag fag, I guess I dunno you’d have to reverse it....
Ghost: Well I would totally win
Elvira: Ok well that’s good to know you’ll have some stiff competition.
Ghost: (laughs) stiff? I’ll need a stiff one before I come.........
Elvira: You will and then later you can have a drink!
Ghost: You have a Happy HOMO’ween Elvira!
Elvira: (laughs) oh you’re kidding a Happy Homo’ween..... Thanks!
Ghost: Love ya hun!
Elvira: You too
I like to say good bye a hundred gabillion times as many different ways as possible. There you have it Witches
and boogeymen, Elvira the Mistress of the Dark the worlds biggest (and I’m not talking about her boobs) Fag
Hag, Queen of camp and all that goes bump in the night.........
Watch her show “The search for the next Elvira” Buy her one of a kind Barbie (if you can) and sit on the edge
of your seat waiting for her lesbian vampire movie! Happy Nightmares!
Elvira: I know, I know, I know, I gotta! (both of us laugh)
Ghost: How about a third movie will you be making this sometime soon?
Elvira: Well right up to Halloween I am going to be pitching a couple other movies one that I already sold to a
movie company that went out of business.....
Ghost: Was that the baby Elvira?
Elvira: Well, baby Elvira, it did have something to do with Elvira starting out as a child and growing up to
become an entrepreneur running Elvira Inc. Um, but it was called uh, what the hell was it called? Well, I have
one script I sold called Elvira Vs. The Lesbian Vampires.....
Ghost: Oooooh
Elvira: Yeah so I may be able to resurrect that one um, and then I’m also working on this animated feature.
Um, just in the process of getting it together and then getting in the process of selling it. These could be long
term things but I’m busy working away on them so there’ll be another one coming down the pipe sooner or
later before I’m too damn old to do it.
Ghost: Wooooo sounds like a blast.
Elvira: Yeah, I hope so.
Ghost: I have one more question, Does a chicken have a pecker?
Elvira: (laughs) You know that is one of the very deep questions of all eternity like why do they have windows on
a hearse? You know one of those things you’re gonna have to let your readers sit back and ponder.
Ghost: I can’t wait to watch “The Search for the Next Elvira” I’m so excited.
Elvira: Thank you OMG I watched it and I couldn’t believe it myself. I think you’ll have a really good time
watching it. It is pretty damn funny.
Ghost: Thank you so much for your time, Oh and when you’re ready to be my fag hag you can sleep on my
couch so we can get better acquainted!
Elvira: Wow that’s quite the offer (laughs)
Ghost: We’ll have a slumber party at midnight
Elvira: (laughs) sounds good
Ghost: Maybe that should be the next “Search for Elvira's fag” next year.
Elvira: Yeah oh search for the next Elvira fag hag thing, hag fag, I guess I dunno you’d have to reverse it....
Ghost: Well I would totally win
Elvira: Ok well that’s good to know you’ll have some stiff competition.
Ghost: (laughs) stiff? I’ll need a stiff one before I come.........
Elvira: You will and then later you can have a drink!
Ghost: You have a Happy HOMO’ween Elvira!
Elvira: (laughs) oh you’re kidding a Happy Homo’ween..... Thanks!
Ghost: Love ya hun!
Elvira: You too
I like to say good bye a hundred gabillion times as many different ways as possible. There you have it Witches
and boogeymen, Elvira the Mistress of the Dark the worlds biggest (and I’m not talking about her boobs) Fag
Hag, Queen of camp and all that goes bump in the night.........
Watch her show “The search for the next Elvira” Buy her one of a kind Barbie (if you can) and sit on the edge
of your seat waiting for her lesbian vampire movie! Happy Nightmares!
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