| Ghost Note |
| Hello Rabies and Boogeymen, I’m Ghost and I’m here to haunt the pages of “The Rainbow Times” for this creepy Homo Halloween issue! If you’re living in the haunted areas of Western MA, Connecticut and Vermont lock your doors and board up your windows tonight because I got an exclusive interview with Chris & John. These two Spookalicious Homo’ween lovers just got home from Massachusetts where they were filming their newest season! Stalk me... I mean e-mail me: ghost@zellepia.com Or come visit my haunted website: www.zellepia.com I’ll give you a Trick and a Treat you’ll never forget! |
| Ghost catches up with gay celebrities Chris & John about their new show "Chris & John to the Rescue: Provincetown " |
Ghost: Good evening boys I got some questions and no space so I’m gonna start banging! What's
your favorite Homo Horror movie?
John: I really enjoy the film The Brotherhood 2: Young Demons. So many hot men. Pretty much
anything by David DeCoteau is gonna be horrific – either by content, or production value!
Chris: Or “I Know What You Did Last Summer”, I mean, just look at Sarah Michelle’s character,
Helen: she’s a has-been beauty queen who couldn’t make it as an actress, all she has left is her crown
and her hair, both of which are heinously taken from her… her hot boyfriend is slaughtered and she’
s chased around for upwards of eight minutes in heels… tell me how that’s not gay!
Ghost: Ooooh lets talk gay slay my favorite subject! Have you had any Homo Horror experiences?
Perhaps a Trans’vest’BITE or attacked by a fire breathing flaming homo dragon!
Chris: Like being chased around? Erotically? Sure!
John: Most of my homo horror experiences have involved hanging around with you, Ghost!
Ghost: Thank you ever so much! Anyways, you have a lot of psychics in your show, do you feel like a
Homo Psychic yourself or are you just drawn to the unknown?
John: We definitely feel like we have the psychic ability.
Chris: I knew you were going to say that. See, that’s the psychic ability right there in action.
Ghost: Now that’s talent! Why haven't Chris and John had a Halloween episode when so many other
episodes seem to revolve around the darker elements?
John: We love to incorporate horror elements throughout the entire show. But we definitely plan on
having a Halloween episode next season.
Ghost: Well thank God’zilla for that I was starting to have pumpkin with drawls....... So, what was the
scariest episode to film?
Chris: The Vermont Gay Bear Film Festival. Sleeping in the middle of the woods with hundreds of
hairy gay men around us was absolutely terrifying.
Ghost: I hear ya sister! I once slept with a werewolf and he kept me up all night howling at the moon!
Sheeeeesh! Speaking of my favorite subject.... ME! You once had yours cruelly, as a Special celebrity
guest on your show, was this the most amazing experience you've ever had including sex and Buffy?
John: Yes. Sex and Buffy don't come anywhere near YOU, Ghost!
Chris: Remove Buffy from the equation and you’ve got yourself a deal.
Ghost: Ewwww like you just chose Buffy over the most famous gay ghoul around....... Me not Dracula
Sheeeeeesh! Let’s move on! Would you ever consider allowing this here Ghost give you a Homo
Horror make over? Seriously boys those Khakis and Easter colours just have to go!
John: We love khaki! The Easter colours bring out our stunning, exotic good looks and flawless skin.
Chris: I think it would be fun to have you make us over! We love role playing.
Ghost: Ooooh I love role playing too I once had a boy dress as Jaba the Hutt and spank my..... Oh um,
nevermind! I think OUT TV & Here TV should send you to my house right away for an
intervention, what do you think?
John: If they would we’d be there in a jiffy!
Ghost: Well give me their phone number no one can stalk em like I can! Speaking of stalking Miss Cleo
Psychic extraordinaire has made an appearance did you find her predictions accurate or
hauntingly disturbing?
Chris: A little of both.
John: I thought Ms Chloe was right on the money! I also thought she was stunningly gorgeous.
Ghost: New question, I get bored if I don’t talk about sex! Have you ever done the nasty in a haunted
place? If yes please tell us nosey perverts all about it!
John: I think my house could be haunted, so if that counts.
Chris: Not once.
Ghost: Fine don’t share, good thing I got it all on camera! When is your new season coming out of the
coffin and can we expect to see some Homo Horror outings?
John: Our new season premieres Monday November 19th on OUTtv at 10:00pm. Anyone in the
US can also catch our first season premiering soon on HereTV.
Although we don’t have anything overtly esoteric, you should keep your eyes peeled for some horrific
elements.
Chris: Like babysitting two rambunctious five year olds. If that isn’t horrific I don’t know what is.
That’s all the time we have tonight thanks for joining us beasties! Don’t forget to watch Chris and John
To The Rescue and stalk em afterwards! They love it!
your favorite Homo Horror movie?
John: I really enjoy the film The Brotherhood 2: Young Demons. So many hot men. Pretty much
anything by David DeCoteau is gonna be horrific – either by content, or production value!
Chris: Or “I Know What You Did Last Summer”, I mean, just look at Sarah Michelle’s character,
Helen: she’s a has-been beauty queen who couldn’t make it as an actress, all she has left is her crown
and her hair, both of which are heinously taken from her… her hot boyfriend is slaughtered and she’
s chased around for upwards of eight minutes in heels… tell me how that’s not gay!
Ghost: Ooooh lets talk gay slay my favorite subject! Have you had any Homo Horror experiences?
Perhaps a Trans’vest’BITE or attacked by a fire breathing flaming homo dragon!
Chris: Like being chased around? Erotically? Sure!
John: Most of my homo horror experiences have involved hanging around with you, Ghost!
Ghost: Thank you ever so much! Anyways, you have a lot of psychics in your show, do you feel like a
Homo Psychic yourself or are you just drawn to the unknown?
John: We definitely feel like we have the psychic ability.
Chris: I knew you were going to say that. See, that’s the psychic ability right there in action.
Ghost: Now that’s talent! Why haven't Chris and John had a Halloween episode when so many other
episodes seem to revolve around the darker elements?
John: We love to incorporate horror elements throughout the entire show. But we definitely plan on
having a Halloween episode next season.
Ghost: Well thank God’zilla for that I was starting to have pumpkin with drawls....... So, what was the
scariest episode to film?
Chris: The Vermont Gay Bear Film Festival. Sleeping in the middle of the woods with hundreds of
hairy gay men around us was absolutely terrifying.
Ghost: I hear ya sister! I once slept with a werewolf and he kept me up all night howling at the moon!
Sheeeeesh! Speaking of my favorite subject.... ME! You once had yours cruelly, as a Special celebrity
guest on your show, was this the most amazing experience you've ever had including sex and Buffy?
John: Yes. Sex and Buffy don't come anywhere near YOU, Ghost!
Chris: Remove Buffy from the equation and you’ve got yourself a deal.
Ghost: Ewwww like you just chose Buffy over the most famous gay ghoul around....... Me not Dracula
Sheeeeeesh! Let’s move on! Would you ever consider allowing this here Ghost give you a Homo
Horror make over? Seriously boys those Khakis and Easter colours just have to go!
John: We love khaki! The Easter colours bring out our stunning, exotic good looks and flawless skin.
Chris: I think it would be fun to have you make us over! We love role playing.
Ghost: Ooooh I love role playing too I once had a boy dress as Jaba the Hutt and spank my..... Oh um,
nevermind! I think OUT TV & Here TV should send you to my house right away for an
intervention, what do you think?
John: If they would we’d be there in a jiffy!
Ghost: Well give me their phone number no one can stalk em like I can! Speaking of stalking Miss Cleo
Psychic extraordinaire has made an appearance did you find her predictions accurate or
hauntingly disturbing?
Chris: A little of both.
John: I thought Ms Chloe was right on the money! I also thought she was stunningly gorgeous.
Ghost: New question, I get bored if I don’t talk about sex! Have you ever done the nasty in a haunted
place? If yes please tell us nosey perverts all about it!
John: I think my house could be haunted, so if that counts.
Chris: Not once.
Ghost: Fine don’t share, good thing I got it all on camera! When is your new season coming out of the
coffin and can we expect to see some Homo Horror outings?
John: Our new season premieres Monday November 19th on OUTtv at 10:00pm. Anyone in the
US can also catch our first season premiering soon on HereTV.
Although we don’t have anything overtly esoteric, you should keep your eyes peeled for some horrific
elements.
Chris: Like babysitting two rambunctious five year olds. If that isn’t horrific I don’t know what is.
That’s all the time we have tonight thanks for joining us beasties! Don’t forget to watch Chris and John
To The Rescue and stalk em afterwards! They love it!
Happy Homo'Ween!
